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SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.

Robert Hawkins (Jericho), James Doakes (Dexter), Tom Underlay (Invasion) and Alexander Mahone (Prison Break). Best AU SG team ever? Maybe. May-be.

In other cracktastic crossover news - or maybe just awesome news period - PROMPTS ARE OPEN for a new ficlet battle at

cerebel_fics.

Come on over. Prompt ridiculous shit. And then, in ten days, respond to any prompt you like, write any ficlet you like of any rating you like.

I know my Prison Break friends haven't known me during any of the last three ficlet battles, but they're usually pretty freaking sweet, so I'd encourage you to prompt and write ficlets ahoy when the battle rolls around.

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I think including Doakes in anything automatically makes it awesomer. I'm pretty sure that's a law of the universe.

Me and

vibishan appear to have also added Emil Blonsky from the Incredible Hulk to the list.

I think the sheer amount of testosterone might make this team explode...

Or at the very least make the team regularly cause other objects to explode. Like bad guys. Or bad guys' ships. Or bad guys' houses. Or bad guys', y'know, planets.

Edited 2008-10-17 04:33 (UTC)

Yeah, honestly, that was my second thought upon considering that group of individuals (at least the ones I know). That's a lot of macho alpha male "I am fully capable of and willing to kick your ass" attitude for one team. If they could find a way to work together, they'd be unstoppable.

It would be even more hilarious when you hit the "aliens force them to have a sex ritual" trope. And Doakes would be like "HELL NO" and Blonsky would kind of shrug and be all, "I'd fuck you," and Tom and Alex would look at each other clearly thinking something along the lines of Now that you mention it...

Doakes would be, "HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER."

But, yeah, wow. That is really what Prison Break fandom is lacking. Alien sex rituals. (And Doakes.)

Um. I believe this 'alien sex ritual' thing is kind of a natural continuation of the whole 'prison break in space' thing. Just saying.

O.o

You are absolutely right.

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